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ImmortalCenturionWicked Sick

Season 1 · Autumn 2026

ends 31 Dec
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position
1000
ELO
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peak
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7-day form
0
kills
0
deaths
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K/D
0/50
placement

All-time

every season
#42
position
1113
ELO
1239
peak
15
best streak
331
kills
234
deaths
1.41
K/D
565
engagements

Rating history

25 Aug → 25 Aug · last 150 of 565 engagements
GoldPlatinumDiamond25 Aug25 AugSeason 1now 111312041082

season all-time

Favourite weapons

Shotgun75
.357 Magnum68
Grenade55
SMG54
Crossbow23
AR2 Pulse Rifle19
Physics16
9mm Pistol6

Dies most to

Shotgun75
.357 Magnum36
Grenade28

Past seasons

SeasonDatesPlaceRankELOK/D
Pre-season21 Jul – 2 Oct 2026#39 of 125Platinum11131.41

Achievements 28 / 50

All achievements →
First Blood
Your first kill
unlocked 11 Aug60%
Centurion
100 kills
unlocked 11 Aug18%
Sharpshooter
40% accuracy, 500+ shots
unlocked 11 Aug12%
Arsenal
8 weapons on one map
unlocked 11 Aug22%
Longshot
Kill from 2000+ units
unlocked 11 Aug16%
Say Hello
Point-blank .357
unlocked 11 Aug19%
Death From Above
Kill from 300 units higher
unlocked 11 Aug24%
Old Rivals
100 meetings with one player
unlocked 25 Aug14%
Bully
90% winrate vs a rival
unlocked 11 Aug6%
Placed
Placement complete
unlocked 11 Aug36%
Double Trouble
25 double kills
unlocked 23 Aug8%
Airshot
Crossbow vs airborne
unlocked 11 Aug29%
Icare
Die airborne 10 times
unlocked 11 Aug29%
Godlike
10 kill streak
unlocked 12 Aug12%
Wicked Sick
15 kill streak
unlocked 23 Aug6%
Nemesis Down
10 revenges
unlocked 23 Aug16%
Tyrant
10 dominations
unlocked 11 Aug19%
From the Grave
Get a kill while dead
unlocked 11 Aug29%
Die Hard
Kill someone while below 20 HP
unlocked 11 Aug42%
Clutch King
25 low-HP kills
unlocked 25 Aug10%
Duck Hunt
10 airborne kills
unlocked 11 Aug24%
Collateral
2 kills with one projectile
unlocked 25 Aug16%
Combo Breaker
2 kills, 2 weapons, within 3 s
unlocked 11 Aug24%
Second Wind
Kill within 3 s of respawning
unlocked 11 Aug31%
Own Petard
Kill yourself with your own explosive
unlocked 11 Aug34%
Denied
Kill a player on a 9+ streak
unlocked 25 Aug18%
One in the Head
A .357 headshot kill
unlocked 11 Aug39%
Payback
Kill the player dominating you
unlocked 11 Aug43%
500 Club
500 kills
331 / 5007%
1K Executioner
1000 kills
331 / 10002%
David
Beat a much stronger player
43%
Giant Slayer
10 upset kills
0 / 1011%
Home Turf
200 kills on one map
62 / 2001%
Sociable
30 different victims
18 / 306%
Regular
7 active days in two weeks
0 / 73%
Marathon
4 hours in one day
1%
Ascendant Club
Reach Ascendant in a season, once placed
2%
Immortal Club
Reach Immortal in a season, once placed
2%
Radiant Club
Reach Radiant in a season, once placed
1%
Triforce
10 triple kills
4 / 102%
Oops.
10 suicides
8 / 1013%
Ace of the Air
10 airshots
6 / 106%
Sniper Elite
Kill from 3000+ units
2485 / 30005%
Cross-Map
Kill from 4500+ units
2485 / 45000%
Poltergeist
10 kills from the grave
4 / 106%
Rampage
5 kills in quick succession
0 / 10%
Kingslayer
Kill the current #1
0 / 115%
Face Off
Play your first 1v1
2%
Season champion
Finish a season #1 on the ladder
Podium
Finish a season in the top 3 of the ladder

Weapon mastery 6 / 55

All achievements →
.357 Magnum Mastery I
25 .357 Magnum kills
unlocked 12 Aug14%
SMG Mastery I
25 SMG kills
unlocked 23 Aug9%
Shotgun Mastery I
25 Shotgun kills
unlocked 11 Aug18%
Grenade Mastery I
10 Grenade kills
unlocked 11 Aug16%
Grenade Mastery II
40 Grenade kills
unlocked 25 Aug8%
Gravity Gun Mastery I
10 Gravity Gun kills
unlocked 25 Aug16%
.357 Magnum Mastery II
100 .357 Magnum kills
68 / 1006%
.357 Magnum Mastery III
250 .357 Magnum kills
68 / 2503%
.357 Magnum Mastery IV
500 .357 Magnum kills
68 / 5001%
.357 Magnum Mastery V
1000 .357 Magnum kills
68 / 10000%
Pistol Mastery I
25 Pistol kills
6 / 250%
Pistol Mastery II
100 Pistol kills
6 / 100
Pistol Mastery III
250 Pistol kills
6 / 250
Pistol Mastery IV
500 Pistol kills
6 / 500
Pistol Mastery V
1000 Pistol kills
6 / 1000
SMG Mastery II
100 SMG kills
54 / 1002%
SMG Mastery III
250 SMG kills
54 / 2501%
SMG Mastery IV
500 SMG kills
54 / 5000%
SMG Mastery V
1000 SMG kills
54 / 1000
Pulse Rifle Mastery I
25 Pulse Rifle kills
19 / 252%
Pulse Rifle Mastery II
100 Pulse Rifle kills
19 / 1001%
Pulse Rifle Mastery III
250 Pulse Rifle kills
19 / 2500%
Pulse Rifle Mastery IV
500 Pulse Rifle kills
19 / 500
Pulse Rifle Mastery V
1000 Pulse Rifle kills
19 / 1000
Shotgun Mastery II
100 Shotgun kills
75 / 1008%
Shotgun Mastery III
250 Shotgun kills
75 / 2504%
Shotgun Mastery IV
500 Shotgun kills
75 / 5002%
Shotgun Mastery V
1000 Shotgun kills
75 / 10000%
Crossbow Mastery I
25 Crossbow kills
23 / 258%
Crossbow Mastery II
100 Crossbow kills
23 / 1002%
Crossbow Mastery III
250 Crossbow kills
23 / 2501%
Crossbow Mastery IV
500 Crossbow kills
23 / 5000%
Crossbow Mastery V
1000 Crossbow kills
23 / 10000%
Grenade Mastery III
100 Grenade kills
55 / 1004%
Grenade Mastery IV
250 Grenade kills
55 / 2501%
Grenade Mastery V
500 Grenade kills
55 / 5000%
Energy Ball Mastery I
10 Energy Ball kills
0 / 108%
Energy Ball Mastery II
40 Energy Ball kills
0 / 402%
Energy Ball Mastery III
100 Energy Ball kills
0 / 1000%
Energy Ball Mastery IV
250 Energy Ball kills
0 / 2500%
Energy Ball Mastery V
500 Energy Ball kills
0 / 500
Melee Mastery I
10 Melee kills
6 / 104%
Melee Mastery II
40 Melee kills
6 / 401%
Melee Mastery III
100 Melee kills
6 / 1000%
Melee Mastery IV
250 Melee kills
6 / 250
Melee Mastery V
500 Melee kills
6 / 500
RPG Mastery I
10 RPG kills
6 / 1010%
RPG Mastery II
40 RPG kills
6 / 402%
RPG Mastery III
100 RPG kills
6 / 1001%
RPG Mastery IV
250 RPG kills
6 / 2500%
RPG Mastery V
500 RPG kills
6 / 5000%
Gravity Gun Mastery II
40 Gravity Gun kills
16 / 407%
Gravity Gun Mastery III
100 Gravity Gun kills
16 / 1003%
Gravity Gun Mastery IV
250 Gravity Gun kills
16 / 2501%
Gravity Gun Mastery V
500 Gravity Gun kills
16 / 5000%

Head to head min 5 meetings

OpponentMeetingsWinsLossesWR
ARMUS1413193%
Wee John ={JcC}=3228488%
Kaiju.Bear[1g]65183%
Vivlska2722581%
Atafun54180%
dam81310377%
nano2317674%
BOUNTY-HUNTER❖118373%
Bitter_Mad69432662%
p͜atron1810856%
nIFWL136716552%
izorc130646649%
glop glop glop178947%
Noodle2591636%
hulio29101934%

Prey kills most

nIFWL71 kills
izorc64 kills
Bitter_Mad43 kills
Wee John ={JcC}=28 kills
Vivlska22 kills

Nemesis killed by

izorc66 deaths
nIFWL65 deaths
Bitter_Mad26 deaths
hulio19 deaths
Noodle16 deaths

Per-map performance

MapKillsDeathsK/D
dm_17_longestyard_b562371.68
dm_milieu_efps_b248421.14
dm_warlock_final36430.84
dm_katsura_r150281.79
dm_awoken_b836361.00
dm_xenvalon_efps_a143212.05

When they play duels per hour, local time

00:00 — 0 engagements00h01:00 — 0 engagements02:00 — 0 engagements03:00 — 0 engagements03h04:00 — 0 engagements05:00 — 0 engagements06:00 — 0 engagements06h07:00 — 0 engagements08:00 — 0 engagements09:00 — 0 engagements09h10:00 — 0 engagements11:00 — 0 engagements12:00 — 0 engagements12h13:00 — 0 engagements14:00 — 0 engagements15:00 — 0 engagements15h16:00 — 25 engagements17:00 — 2 engagements18:00 — 0 engagements18h19:00 — 0 engagements20:00 — 180 engagements21:00 — 30 engagements21h22:00 — 328 engagements23:00 — 0 engagements

Weapon stats

WeaponKillsAccuracyHS%
Shotgun7523%7%
.357 Magnum6839%38%
SMG5725%40%
Grenade55——
Crossbow2330%—
AR2 Pulse Rifle1922%32%
Physics16——
9mm Pistol626%50%
RPG6——
Stunstick6——

Recent duels

KillerWeaponVictimMapWhen
▼Noodle.357 MagnumCall me Waterdm_zeta_rc3_night62 d ago
▼NoodleShotgunCall me Waterdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▲Call me WaterShotgunnIFWLdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▼nIFWL.357 MagnumCall me Waterdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▼NoodleCrossbowCall me Waterdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▲Call me WaterShotgunnIFWLdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▲Call me WaterPhysicsBitter_Maddm_warlock_final62 d ago
▼Bitter_MadShotgunCall me Waterdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▲Call me WaterSMGBitter_Maddm_warlock_final62 d ago
▼Bitter_MadPhysicsCall me Waterdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▲Call me WaterCrossbowBitter_Maddm_warlock_final62 d ago
▼nIFWL.357 MagnumCall me Waterdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▼NoodleAR2 Pulse RifleCall me Waterdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▼nIFWLCrossbowCall me Waterdm_warlock_final62 d ago
▲Call me WaterCrossbowNoodledm_warlock_final62 d ago